子子's profile尽善,尽美PhotosBlogListsMore Tools Help

Blog


    June 21

    忽悠,使劲的忽悠

        昨天下班回家的路上,在于一对母子擦肩而过的瞬间听到了儿子对妈妈说得这样的一句话:真的?你没骗我?

        很随便的一句话却令我觉得害怕,一个还在上幼儿园的孩子就这么不假思索地说出这句在他看来很平常的话,他得受过家长的多少次骗才能在他白纸般的头脑形成这么一条经验:家长的话是不以完全相信的!这小孩平时一定没少被家长忽悠!

    家长骗小孩的历史源远流长,这也可以算是中国特色了。从小我们就生活在家长得谎言里“你是从垃圾桶里捡来的”、“不听话就让警察叔叔来抓你!”,就连赵丽蓉奶奶也曾经忽悠过小孙子有绿毛妖怪!

        我印象最深刻的被家长忽悠的经历就是打预防针,每次打针前爸爸都骗我带我逛商场(看来逛商场真的是女人的天性),但是一进医院门我就往外跑,说味不对,是医院!然后他们接着忽悠,说打完针后带我去公园,于是天真的我又一次相信了他们的谎言。打针前他们总要蒙上我的眼睛,说这样就不疼了,但幼小的人家还是相当理智的,对于未知的危险我更愿意选择正视它,每次都要亲眼看着针扎进我的胳膊!我这么小就敢于直面惨淡的人生,真坚强!怎么越长大越没出息了呢,嘿嘿……言归正传,打完针后当然没有人带我去公园了。在家长一次又一次的忽悠中长成现在的这个样子我容易吗!

        不知道外国的小孩是怎么长大的,他们的父母在遇到他们不会回答的问题或者尴尬的问题时是怎么回答的呢?真得很好奇!反正将来我的宝宝会很惨的,遇到我这么一个都能想到把他塞进冰箱保鲜的妈妈还有什么忽悠事做不出来的呢?!

    Comments (6)

    Please wait...
    Sorry, the comment you entered is too long. Please shorten it.
    You didn't enter anything. Please try again.
    Sorry, we can't add your comment right now. Please try again later.
    To add a comment, you need permission from your parent. Ask for permission
    Your parent has turned off comments.
    Sorry, we can't delete your comment right now. Please try again later.
    You've exceeded the maximum number of comments that can be left in one day. Please try again in 24 hours.
    Your account has had the ability to leave comments disabled because our systems indicate that you may be spamming other users. If you believe that your account has been disabled in error please contact Windows Live support.
    Complete the security check below to finish leaving your comment.
    The characters you type in the security check must match the characters in the picture or audio.

    To add a comment, sign in with your Windows Live ID (if you use Hotmail, Messenger, or Xbox LIVE, you have a Windows Live ID). Sign in


    Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up

    子子 子wrote:
    小东西,需要学的地方多着呢,我在你面前是不显山不露水的,我不发威别拿我当病猫,呵呵呵呵
    17 July
    fanfan wangwrote:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。姐姐居然比我还逗。。。真是没有白活这么大的岁数啊。。。。。嘻嘻。。。我要努力向姐姐学习啊。。。。这个幽默的传统还是要有我继续发扬光大的。。。。。
    17 July
    Ran Shiwrote:
    hehe, 好像是这么回事,小时没少挨骗,傻死了。
    11 July
    好象大家都是垃圾桶生出来的,为了实行计划生育,建议国家取缔垃圾桶
    6 July
    好象大家都是垃圾桶生出来的,为了实行计划生育,建议国家取缔垃圾桶
    6 July
    阿小 Liwrote:
    我小时候是垃圾桶里捡来的~~~
    22 June

    Trackbacks

    The trackback URL for this entry is:
    http://lijinmei5942.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E1431B073446C9C9!497.trak
    Weblogs that reference this entry
    • None